"You're with someone for like two weeks in and you're like, 'F---, no way. I can't stand this person. I'll stay around for five to six years and we can end this thing violently; I got time.' "
-Dane CookThursday, June 7, 2007
Hilarious relationship quotes to amuse the embittered rejectees
"Women make the craziest reasons to stay. 'Why don't you just go, Jill? Just go. He's a jerkoff.' 'I can't just go, Kim. It's not that simple. My CDs are in his truck. I can't just walk away from 40 to 50 CDs. It'll take two or three more years of abuse - before I can leave. With my CDs.' "
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ARTIST = Dane Cook
ALBUM = Retaliation (disc 2)
TRACK = "The Nothing Fight"
You should hear Dane perform this bit at least once.
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